An older, white haired man Walked into a jewellery store one Friday with his beautiful, young girlfriend at his side. He told the jeweller he was...
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering...
Judge: “You are accused of beating your wife to death. If you want to expect any mercy, you’ll have to give us a good reason. ”...
The Officer: “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.” Man: “No sir, I was going 60.” Wife: “Oh, Harry. You were going 80.”...
Devastated, she doesn’t know how to continue to live her life. She heard that there’s a very wise monk who lives up in a mountain, and...
A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife cant hear him. How bad is it? the doctor asks. I have no idea, the...
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read....
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him...