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Two lesbian men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby is...
An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said,...
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to...
Two Irishman, Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub after drinking late night. Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk all...
The peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment. “I’m sorry,” said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.” “But I...
They were pleasantly surprised when Saint Peter informed them that in exchange for their many years of servitude and chastity, God Himself was going to bestow...
A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She explains that humans are the only animals that can stutter. A little girl in the...
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty...
A woman is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and...
An ugly old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor’s kid walk by carrying something big...
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, “People are...
A woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic: Hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and Prada purse. “I’ve been stung by...
A man is lying on the beach wearing nothing but a cap over his private part A woman passing by remarks if you were any sort...
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present...
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, “Do you have any...
After a thorough physical examination: Doctor: “We can’t find anything physically wrong with you that would turn your tool orange. I’ll be honest, I’ve never seen...
A Man asks every night before going to bed: “Oh Lord, make me win the main prize in the lottery!” So it goes year in and...
