A man walks into a Bank, gets in line, and when it was his turn he pulls out a gun and robs the Bank! … But...
One afternoon a Lawyer was driving home, when he saw a man eating grass by the side of the road. “Why are doing that?” the lawyer...
A young man went to his grandfather’s place to stay for the weekend. He was sitting down to lunch when he noticed that the spoons and...
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long,...
John bought his new colleague, Peter, home for dinner. As they arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and kissed...
On their wedding night young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband...
After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over, was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a...
A blonde named Anna had a near death experience. The other day when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing...
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to...
A recently married couple are in bed, when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t...
A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent. The doctor says, “I’m not sure I understand what you mean.” She says,...
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she...
One old farmer had a large pond in the back,.. fixed up nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach...
A man sat in the confession booth in church and said Forgive me, my Father, for I have sinned. What have you done my son? The...
Two lawyers, Jon and Ethan, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Ethan a $50 bet. Ethan agrees and they’re off. They...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, “I saw you in your office with...
The Jenny was explaining to her husband how much fun they’d had at the beach during her bridge club annual outing. “But,” she told him, “it...
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in...
An elderly, faithful man died and went to heaven. When he arrived, God said, “Welcome John! You’re wife has been waiting for you!” Bursting in tears...
Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it, “yesterday...