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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole....
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his...
At school little Johnny’s class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are...
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I want you to give me 12-year scotch, and don’t try to fool me because...
A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: ‘Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young...
The Maid asked for a pay raise. Madam was very upset about this and asked: “Now Maria, why do you want an increase?” Maria: “Well Madam,...
There were Two Nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting...
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children,...
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. “Come with me”, said...
A couple went to a make love therapists office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us having...
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed,.. His grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing...
When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment,...
A man goes to the store to get a hot water bottle. The clerk tells him he has just sold his last one. But if he...
A farmer got in his truck and drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy, about nine, opened the door....
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital, And she timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is...
This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there’s a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table… He’s been sneakily checking her out ever...
The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the...
There’s this dad who is trying to get his daughter a birthday gift and he knows that she is really starting to like Barbie, so he...
A man and a woman, who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and...
