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There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest...
George has an operation on his neck, so he has to be force-fed through his bum. At mealtime, the nurse rolls in a big feeding machine,...
A man had the worst day of his life, so he decided to go to the new bar the bar was located on the roof of...
A young man strides into a pharmacy and asks for a packet of rubber pack. The pharmacist replies: “They come in packs of three, nine, or...
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”...
Miss Wilson is teaching her class of 1st graders basic human anatomy. The teacher aimed her pointer at the female anatomy chart. “Now class, does anyone...
A nervous young lady sat on a dentist’s chair to get her tooth extracted, Seeing too many instruments she got frightened. “Doctor, I would much rather...
A man coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, “I’m so off!” “Oh yeah? What happened?”...
A minister gave a talk to the community center on lovemaking. When he got home, he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken on lovemaking,...
The police stops a man and woman who have their seat belts on. Police: “hi you’re the first people today with their seat belts on, so...
It was the end of the school day and all of the kids were anxious to go home. The teacher told the kids, “As soon as...
A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $2.00 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $1.50...
A man stands before St. Peter. St. Peter says “You are in luck today! All you need to do to enter into heaven is to tell...
A man goes to heaven and is greeted by an angel who shows him around the place “Over there is a local restaurant, it’s guaranteed to...
George was planning on going out with “The Boys” when his wife told him that he wasn’t leaving the house. George’s Wife: “The last time you...
A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down. The garage doesn’t open until morning so they...
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I...
Three friends who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived,...
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said: “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything,...
