Chris Evans and Scarlett Johansson accidentally travel through time At the endgame premiere, Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans accidentally traveled back in time to 1960s on...
Mom, why am I named Rosemary?” “Because on the day you were born the cook of the hospital accidentally spilled a little rosemary on your cheek...
A Kurdish man goes to a store to buy a washing machine Kurdish man: I want to buy that washing machine. Seller: sorry, we don’t sell...
A plane crashes The only survivor is a flight atendant. She finds herself on a deserted island and after a while gets really hot so she...
After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful...
A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s parents for the first time. He’s looking for a drinking glass when he notices a row of cups in the...
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as...
Two guys walking through the woods come upon a railroad trestle. They peer over the edge and cannot see the bottom at all. One of the...
Three ladies walked into a bar. One brunette, one redhead, and one blonde. They went to the bartender and he said:” there’s a magic mirror in...
Two Hillbillies sitting in a Dinner having a bite to eat. After the meal they start to discuss their plans to expand the family moonshine business....
This lady that was wearing a tight skirt was waiting at the bus stop to get onto the bus. A bus pulled up and the driver...
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good...
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when,...
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to...
A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the...
A young lawyer was defending a wealthy businessman in a complicated lawsuit. Unfortunately, the evidence was against his client, and he feared the worst. So the...
A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, “Who is this?” “This is the maid,” answers the woman. “We don’t have...
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses’ wife instead: “I’m afraid he died last week.” she explains. The next day the man calls...
Two young nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get...
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.” The priest said, “What do you...