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Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions. One 75-year-old man says: “I have this problem. I wake up every morning at...
A little boy opened the big Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked...
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone....
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency...
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a “Living Will” “Just so you know, I never want to live in a...
Two lawyers were in a coffee shop talking. One of the lawyers names was Thomas Strange. After a while their conversation became rather morbid, and they...
Nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word ‘Definitely’ in a sentence?” First a little girl says “The sky is definitely blue”...
Two men were shipwrecked near an island. When they landed ashore, one of them began screaming and yelling, “We’re going to die! We’re going to die!...
A businessman boarded a flight and was lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he noticed she...
Wife: I heard you have a new secretary today? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she smart? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she pretty? Husband: yes. Wife: How did...
An elderly woman went to her doctor, complaining about not being able to hear out of one ear. The doctor then took his penlight, looked in...
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we re going to be three...
The telephone rang at little Johnny’s house. Little Johnny answers the phone and whispers “Hello”. The man on the other end of the line says, “Hello,...
A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date. When she arrives back home from the date she...
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house. They both decided it was time to get married. So Little Johnny went to Susie’s...
Two old men are sitting in a bar. One of them looks at the other and says, “You look familiar… where you from?” The second old...
A Teacher is teaching third Graders and asks them to names some big animals in Africa. Teacher: Name some big animals in Africa. Kevin: ELEPHANT. Teacher:...
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been...
An old man is driving when he gets a frantic call from his wife: “Bernard, please be careful, I just heard on the news that there...
An old man notices that his wife is having trouble hearing. He tries telling her to go for a hearing test, but she won’t hear of...
