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Unfortunately the bus got cancelled, so he had to call a cab. While sitting in the cab, he noticed that the driver missed a turn in...
Suddenly a big burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls off the stool. “That was a karate chop from Korea,” says...
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read....
For the umpteenth time Mrs Jones told her pastor, “I’m so scared! My husband says he’s going to kill me if I continue to come to...
Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the...
Would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, ” I need...
There are three friends Shut the hell up, Your manners, and Bear Shit. One day they’re in the woods and bear shit gets lost and your...
One day a man goes to the beach to get a tan, he is wearing no clothes except for a newspaper to cover his privates. A...
My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right,...
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having fun. He was...
A blonde walked into a department store and said “i would like to buy this tv”. the manager said “sorry we don’t sell to blondes”. the...
Anna and blonde are walking home from a night at the bar and have to pee, so they stop at a cemetery. With nothing to wipe...
Three desperately ill men go to their docter seeking help. One is and alcoholic, One is a chain smoker and the other is gay. The doctor...
A little girl and a little boy are sitting in the sand pit. They are showing their private parts. They both ask each other ”what is...
A student at college had failed his final law papers and was obviously not happy, he questioned the professor & decided to make a deal with...
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for...
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: “there’s to much weight you all need to throw something...
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly:...
