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An old man and an old woman are together every night. They aren’t married, but for years and years they have spent every night together. All...
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a palm tree when one turns to the other and says. “Slim, I’m...
A woman came home early from work one day and found her husband in bed with a young and attractive woman. The woman yelled at her...
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it...
A husband was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back...
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?” She said, “I’d love to be ten again.” On the morning of her...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned...
A grandmother who took her little grandson to the beach. They were having a good time until a huge wave came in and swept the boy...
One day a little girl was watching her mom make a roast beef. She cut off the ends, wrapped it in string, seasoned it and set...
A blonde was hard up for money, so she walked around her neighborhood, trying to find a job. She met a nice man who said he...
A drunk man was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table...
A wife woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house....
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot....
A man goes into the doctor, worried about his wife’s temper. The doctor asks, “What’s the problem?” The man says, “Doctor, I don’t know what to...
A young pastor moved to town and decided he would go around and introduce himself to the new congregation. He rang the first door bell and...
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a “Curse” he has been living with for the last 40 years....
A farmer walked into a bar and saw the local tractor salesman sitting there, head hung low, obviously upset, drowning his sorrows in his beer. “What’s...
A man walks into a police station and asks to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before. “I’m sorry sir, but...
A man was shopping in the men’s department at Bloomingdale’s when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman behind the sales counter. He went up to her...
A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, “I’m just a walking economy.” His friend replies, “What do you...
