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A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy...
The patient was lying in bed, still groggy from the effects of the recent operation. His doctor came in, looking very glum. “I can’t be sure...
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, And at the appropriate point in the process. She told him that he would now need...
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner’s...
Little Jenny walked into the kitchen one day and looked up at her mother, who was busy cooking dinner. “Mommy, how old are you?” she asked....
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis,...
A man runs to the doctor and says: “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!” The doctor asks: How long was...
The newlywed Blonde went to the store to ask how to operate the new coffeemaker received as a wedding gift. The salesman carefully explained how everything...
A patient was waiting nervously in the examination room of a famous specialist. “So who did you see before coming to me?” asked the doctor. “My...
A man walks in a bank, pulls out a gun, and robs the bank. Then he turns around and asks the next customer in line, “Did...
There was the elderly man of 80 years who told his doctor that he was about to marry a 20-year-old. The doctor said, “That’s great”, but...
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office complaining about aches and pains in whichever part of her body she happened to touch. The doctor...
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, mean-looking guy plops down in the...
The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was...
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at...
A guy enters a bar and orders two shots of vodka. He drinks the first and dumps the second on his right hand. He then orders...
A guy offers to buy a drink for an attractive young woman seated at a bar. She gives him the green light, so he goes to...
A woman comes home early, and finds her husband in bed with a girl. She is furious, threatens to kill them both the husband says: Believe...
A young woman came home and told her mom that her steady boyfriend had proposed, But she had turned him down because she found out he...
A man was pulled over for speeding down the highway; the officer came to the driver’s window and asked, “Sir, may I see your driver’s license...
