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A young woman was preparing a ham dinner. After she cut off the end of the ham, she placed it in a pan for baking. Her...
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around...
A Sunday school teacher asked her students to draw a picture of their favorite old testament story. As she moved around the class, she saw there...
A wealthy man died and went to heaven. He was met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter who led him down the streets of gold....
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An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that...
One day a blonde went up to a soda machine, put in some money, and a soda came out. She got really excited and started to...
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening church service when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the burglar red-handed,...
Two buddies are fishing, but they haven’t caught anything all day. Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him “excuse...
A man meets a woman at a bar and asks her, “Would you have lovemaking with me for 10 million dollars?” Without skipping a beat she...
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front...
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she...
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He...
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A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn’t want to pay up. What should I do?” “Do...
A little boy sits on Santa’s lap. Santa says “I bet I know what you want for Christmas,” and with his finger he taps the boys...
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest!?” Unsure of how to reply, she tells...
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving...
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