I went to the pet shop and the owner said he had a talking centipede […]
Dave comes home blackout drunk. With his eyes barely open, he misses his friend Phil […]
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive […]
It was anniversary and (Wife) was waiting for her husband to show up. After some […]
Once a inspired person from science was struggling with his heavy luggage on airport. so […]
I love eggs so much, that I recently switched over to ostrich eggs. Have you […]
Wife trouble So a guy gets pulled over and the cop says “you know you […]
A game show host is talking to a rabbit The host looks at his question […]
A man’s at a restaurant in Spain and he sees a waiter delivering two huge, […]
There was once a really smart bee. Ever since he was little, he had always […]
An old man was driving his Lamborghini with 100 miles/hour when suddenly he saw the […]
There once was a baby born with no arms. His parents put him on the […]
Three doctors with a growing private practice decided they needed to hire a new nurse […]
A student and the head teacher in a school. Set the scene: Recently a school […]
A few puns I thought of while trying not to get out of bed . […]
Once little Johnny comes home from school. He asks his dad ‘is hell a bad […]
Three friends catch the same goldfish The goldfish says: -“You know the rules, whoever catches […]
A bus full of ugly people had a head-on collision with a truck. When they […]
So there’s an owl and a lizard smoking weed together up in a tree. Then […]
A taste of Russian humour, Ivan had worked at the wheelbarrow factory for as long […]