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A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself...
Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, “I’ll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I...
A new monk arrived at the monastery. He was assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He noticed, however, that...
A husband and wife are shopping when the wife says, “Darling, it’s my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? Do you think she...
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through corset on and no undergarment. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to...
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her young students about Noah and the ark. She asked them what they thought Noah may have done to pass...
A man was giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He got a bit carried away and talked for two hours. Finally, he realized what he...
An older man was married to a younger woman. After several years of a very happy marriage, he had a heart attack. The doctor advised him...
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found...
Teacher: “Why are you late this morning?” Student: “Its my alarm clock. Everyone got up except me!” Teacher: How did the alarm clock make you the...
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road...
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what’s wrong. “Well,” replies Paul, “you...
A woman goes into a dentist’s office, and after her examination, the dentist says, I’m sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have...
A man sits down at a bar and orders a double martini. After he finishes, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders another. After he...
A guy calls a law office and says: “I want to talk to my lawyer.” The receptionist replies, “I’m sorry, but he died last week.” The...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Stevie, wanna play house?” He...
An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband, “Just think, honey, we’ve been married for 50 years.?” “Yes,” he replies....
A doctor told her patient that his test results indicated that he had a rare disease and had only six months to live. “Isn’t there anything...
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy rubber packs. “What size?” asks the clerk. “Gee, I don’t know.” “Go see Sophie in aisle 4.” He...
A little boy opened the big old family Bible and with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out...
