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Two women are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down...
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder in the...
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination but found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him. “Listen,” the...
Murphy and his wife went for a stroll in the park. They sit down on a bench to rest for awhile. Soon they overhear voices coming...
A 60-year-old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, “You’re in terrific shape. There’s nothing wrong with you. Why, you might...
A beautiful young model boarded a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looked at the seats in economy, and then...
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods...
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered “Well,...
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening...
A blonde went to the hospital because her body hurt. She told the doctor that where ever she touched herself it would hurt. The doctor told...
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these...
Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question and if you get it right you don’t have to go to...
A little boy comes down for breakfast and his mother asks if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” says the little boy. His mother tells...
A brunette goes into a doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. “Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me.” She takes her...
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. HIM “I’m sorry dear but I’m up to my neck in work today.” HER “But...
A couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. She recognized him as an old flame. “Honey,” she said to...
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away suddenly...
Two factory workers were talking. “I know how to get some time off from work.” said the man. “How do you think you will do that?”...
A polish man is sitting at a bar having a few drinks when he notices a very attractive lady sit down at the other end of...
