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A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a...
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions so the husband...
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When...
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he showed the first blonde a picture...
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How...
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western is on. The husband says to his wife, “I bet you breakfast...
The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a pure and I don’t know anything about make love. Can you explain it to me first?”...
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is it?” “Blind man,” came the response. Feeling charitable, the blonde dashed from...
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a...
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She examined it and decided to do an experiment. She pulled off one...
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly...
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the...
DAD: “OK, so after every question i ask you you must say ketchup and rubber buns”. SON: Gotcha. DAD: what did you buy at the store?...
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up. The blonde looks up...
A drunken old man walked into a bar. He yells at the bartender, “Bartender get me a tequila!” The bartender gets him a tequila. The old...
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets a foreman of a logging organization who offers to give her a...
There is a woman sitting with a bunch of guys at a bar. The guys were all showing off their tattoos and uttering nice remarks as...
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went...
A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him. “You, sir, are...
One blonde says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says the second. “That’s awful” says the first blonde. “How does it feel...
