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A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “Sisters of Mercy, House of Prostitution, 10 miles” Thinking it is some sort of...
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even...
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now was very successful. The other had not attended college and never had...
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that...
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He’s checking to see...
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes...
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter’s swollen abdomen. It...
One morning a boy got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of chicken wire. His father said, ‘Son, where are you going?’...
A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, “Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.” “Well,...
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around...
A man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.” The Rabbi asked, “What’s wrong?”...
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even...
A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor’s for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, “Well, everything seems to be in...
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny hamlet. The young wife, stunningly built, decides to give the local town...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost three...
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the bar stool,...
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid...
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything...
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, “Doctor, take a look at me. When I...
