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Grandpa was telling his young grandson what life was like when he was a boy. “In the winter we’d ice skate on our pond. In the...
An Elderly man walks into a bar in London, orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out...
An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. “I see spots before my eyes,” he said. “It’s due to old age,” said the doctor....
A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches the table to take their order. “I’ll have your biggest, juiciest steak,” says the husband....
Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I’d like to donate. Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That’s much easier? Wife:...
An elderly man’s doctor asked him about his physical activity level. He described a typical day. “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk about 10...
A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The...
A 15-year-old came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that car?” He calmly told them, “I...
Teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him, Little boy: “Teacher are you … sleeping in class?” Teacher: “No I...
Three old friends got together and were discussing what movie they had watched when they conceived their children. One lady says she had just watched a...
One day an elderly fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out...
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for...
“Hey, Mum,” asked Little Johnny, “Can you give me twenty pounds?” “Certainly not.” “If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what dad said to...
A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a...
There was a group of elderly women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The old women were...
Dad: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad? Little Johnny: BOTH Dad: Ok if i go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where...
A boy decides to learn the language of all animals. Dad, there is a school where you can learn the language of animals. Please, give me...
The Husband and wife had a blazing row! The hubby stopped talking to his wife. The wife said, “I will count to 10. If you don’t...
A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to...
A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was...
