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An old lady is turning 100. She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the bank with...
This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much....
A man and his wife are grocery shopping. The man sees a case of beer on one of the shelves and puts it in the cart....
An elderly man had dinner at a very nice restaurant. After he finished his wine, he went to the men’s room, then walked out through the...
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting a complicated surgery on him and he insisted that his son-in-law, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation....
A 90-year-old man who had played golf every day since his retirement 35 years before, arrived home furious and said to his wife, “That’s it! I’m...
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn’t comfortable with that. So the...
A couple were sitting in the lawyer’s office working on their will. The lawyer tells them that they should discuss end of life issues how they...
A wife says, “Hey! Look at that funny guy who’s been drinking a lot.” The husband responds, “Who is he?” The wife answers, “Well, five years...
An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn’t heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks...
A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping center was packed, and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked...
A woman was telling her friend, “It was I who made my husband a millionaire.” “And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend....
One day Billy called the little Johnny. Billy: I’m in big trouble! JOHNNY: Why is that? Billy: I saw a mouse in my house! JOHNNY: Oh,...
The old man was quite sleepy and was trying to sleep when his wife said, “Remember how when we were just married you would hold my...
A married couple got into some petty argument. He would say it was petty. She would have said it was Armageddon. As was their nature, neither...
An elderly wealthy man walks into a bank New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he’s going to Europe on business for...
An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from...
An elderly guy gets pulled over by a speed cop as he’s doing 80mph in a 30mph zone. The guy winds his window down as the...
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates where...
An elderly man goes to the doctor for a checkup and gets bad news. “You’ve got a rare disease and you’ve only got 6 months to...
