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A police officer in Grafton stops at a local farm. He talks with an old farmer, and tells him. “I need to inspect your farm for...
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her...
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked,...
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the banks call center. “Is that the High Street branch?”...
This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her, “for withdrawals less than...
Little Johnny’s teacher was giving a lesson in developing logical thinking. “This is the scene”, said the teacher. “A man is standing up in a boat...
An old lady is turning 100. She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the bank with...
Little Johnny was with his mom as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway. She tried to keep up with traffic but they...
Bob had been listening to his wife practicing her singing. “Honey,” he said, “I wish you’d sing the songs about Women’s Day.” “That’s nice of you,...
An old guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks for ID. “You’ve got to be kidding,” he said. “I’m almost 60 years old.” The...
Little Johnny asks his mother for $20. His mother refuses to which Johnny says, “If you give me $20 I will tell you what dad said...
An elderly couple were going to bed! The old man was quite sleepy and was trying to sleep when his wife said, “Remember how when we...
James retired from bank service as Senior Manager. Got handsome retirement benefits. He deposited around 5 Million in Mutual Funds and debt funds. 5 Million he...
“Mummy.” Asked Little Johnny. “Why do you always cut the ends off of the sausages before you put them in the pan?” “Oh, that’s just the...
A father and Little Johnny went fishing one day. After a couple of hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world...
An elderly minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you...
The teacher asked the class to write a composition telling what they would do if they had a million dollars. Every pupil except Little Johnny began...
Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer. Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying: Little...
Little Johnny was late for school. The teacher asked him why, and Little Johnny explained it was because he met a man who had lost his...
John and Mary were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away, noticed that John...
