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Wife: Where are you? Husband : At home love. Wife: Are you sure? Husband:Yes. Wife : Turn on the mixer. Husband : (turns mixer on) Rrrreeereeeereeee…...
An old golfer was hitting his ball near a water hazard and his club fell into the water. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and...
A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: “See… here is the monkey of the jungle.” His wife said laughing, “That’s a...
Boy aged: dad, I’ve decided to get married Dad: wonderful, do you have a girl in mind? Boy: yes, grandma! She said she loves me, I...
An elderly man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple...
Husband and wife got into a spat. So the wife called up her mom and said, “He argued with me again, I am coming to live...
A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. “Whats wrong?” asked his mother. “Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?” he...
A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an old woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over...
A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about...
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself...
A man tells his doctor that he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination is over,...
Gary is 35 years old and is still single. This is much to the consternation of his mother who continually questions him about his girlfriends and...
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but...
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field...
A man and his wife were driving down the road and talking. The wife asked her husband, “Honey if I were to die, would you get...
An old lady gets on a bus. She sits in the only available seat, next to two guys with thick accents. She can’t help but overhear...
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £50.00. Why so...
A little boy goes to his father and asks, ‘Daddy, how was I born?’ The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need...
One day an old man, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly...
The wife served breakfast to the Husband. Along with that, she gave me a tablet also and said: “Take this Paracetamol after breakfast.” Husband: “Why? I...
