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A man and his wife were having some problems and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he’d need...
A man walks pass a beggar on the corner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out his one hand and the man drops...
A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took...
A man entered the bus with both of his front pants pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful you guessed it...
A husband and wife came for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into an angry tirade listing...
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted,...
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. “So how...
A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of...
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. “Where the hell do you think you’re going?” he says....
A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. he’d never been with a hooker...
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth...
An old man is sitting on his porch when he sees a young boy walking down the street dragging something behind him. He calls out to...
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn all over his body. He goes to the hospital and is...
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my...
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis,...
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer.” the man began, “I can explain”. “Just be...
A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she...
A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a basketball player. They start to talk, and eventually, go back to...
A doctor wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant. “Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don’t want to close...
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing...
