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A business man packing for a trip glances in his briefcase. “Honey?” “Yes, darling?” “Honey,” he says, in mild exasperation, “why do you persist in putting...
Little Johnny and his father were walking in the park. They saw two dogs having make love. Little Johnny asks, “What are they doing, dad?” Dad...
Jack goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m having trouble getting my weapon self enjoyment. Can you help me?” After a complete examination the doctor...
An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally, they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and...
A man and a woman were discussing the worst pain a person could possibly experience. “Without doubt, there is nothing more painful in life than childbirth,”...
A guy wandered over to a beautiful woman in a bar and started chatting her up. Not too far into the conversation he said: “Do you...
A man goes to get his salary cheque and when he opens it he discovers that his employer has overpaid him by £2000. He decides not...
This lady is shopping in a supermarket when she notices this handsome muscular boy doing the bagging at one of the checkouts. Making sure she goes...
Little Johnny says, “Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.” “Well,...
A man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him, “Why is the front of your shirt all bloody?” His customer answers in...
Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook. The first old guy said, “My hands shake so bad, that when I shaved his...
Two guys were discussing life in general over drinks one night. “My grandfather lived to be 96.” “Ninety-six? What finally got him?” “Liquor and women.” “Well,...
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends. Brunette: “Last night I had three peak in a row!” Blonde: “That’s nothing; last night I had...
A man boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that...
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present...
An American woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a...
A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief. “How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the...
The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn’t believe it: The nurse’s hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled,...
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the...
Mike walks into the bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar with a big smile on his face. Mike says, “Pat what...
