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A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a...
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy asks, “Did you see that?” “No,” the second guy says. “Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead,”...
Mr. Rabinowicz goes to the doctor for a check up. After extensive tests the doctor tells him, “I’m afraid I have some bad news for you....
Three guys are discussing women. “I like to watch a woman’s melons best,” the first guy says. The second says, “I like to look at a...
A Hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead elephant with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked: “Did you kill that?” The pigmy...
A lawyer is talking to his client. He says, “I have some good news, and I have some bad news.” The client says, “I could use...
Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, “Oh, no. Now my wife will kill...
The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defense lawyer asks Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?” “Yes,” said Sam,...
The little old lady seated herself right behind the bus driver. Every ten minutes or so she’d pipe up, “Have we reached Oriskany Falls yet, sonny?”...
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. McNick, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until...
A co-worker told John that John’s wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with John’s best friend. Worried and hurt, John ran home...
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot...
Three women worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, the boss left work early. One day, the women decided that when...
An old man who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.” He looked...
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. “Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause...
A married man decided to work late to be with his hot secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he...
70 year-old Mrs Potts went to the doctor for her annual check up. He told her she needed more activity and recommended lovemaking three times a...
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient...
A woman goes to a doctors and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a problem. You see, I was born with lady parts. What can you do for...
A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher’s counter. The lady...
