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Husband to Wife: Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like? Wife: A Giraffe ! Husband: Darling, please be reasonable. Where do I get a...
A man and his wife are driving down the road when they hit a baby skunk. “It’s still alive!” The wife exclaimed, looking back at the...
Little Johnny is in grade 7, he used to ask a lot of questions to his teacher……! One day, Johnny asked his English Teacher, ‘Why do...
The 80-year-old man sat down in the orthopaedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he said, “I’ve made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know....
Three friends were at the bar talking, and after many rounds of beer, one of them suggests that everyone admits something they have never admitted to...
An older couple wake up in the morning and the husband looks over at the woman and says, ‘Wow! You wouldn’t believe the dream I had…’...
A traveler came up to a fisherman. “Having any luck?” “Not so bad”, the fisherman replied. “I haven’t had a bite in three hours.” “What’s so...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, “Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he looks up at her private parts...
This man goes into the doctor with his ring-hole in a terrible state, really bad now. Doctor: “What happened to you?” He says: “I was in...
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?” “My husband just doesn’t satisfy me loving. What can I do?” “Hmmm....
A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large...
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: “Dig!” He looks around: nobody’s there. “I am having hallucinations”, he thinks. Then...
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” “My...
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of melons are there?’ The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son,...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified...
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park. Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum. Suzie asked, “You wanna play doctor?” Johnny replied, “No,...
A guy is lovemaking a great looking blonde. The girl asks, “You haven’t got AIDS, have you?” He replies, “No.” She responds, “Oh, thank heavens for...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is....
A woman went to the bar with a black eye. “How’d ya get that?” asked the bartender. “From my husband,” she replied. “But I thought he...
