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The teacher asked the students to identify an animal whose name starts with the letter “K”. Carl raised his hand and answered, “Kangaroo!” “Very well”, the...
A ship captain was alerted by one of his sailors about a pirate ship approaching their coordinates. He asks the sailor to bring him his red...
An old man came to his doctor’s office and asked for a consultation about a very sensitive problem. “I fart all the time, Doctor Miller. On...
Frank came into work late one day and his boss was noticeably upset: “You’ve been late almost every day this month! You’re fired unless you give...
Three fathers we sitting in a bar bragging to each other about how successful each of their sons was. The first father declared, “my son is...
Two couples go on vacation together. After a week, they are thoroughly bored. The men decide that maybe life will take on new meaning if they...
There was a little old lady who was very spiritual, Who would step out on her porch every day, raise her arms to the sky and...
One day, an old man and his wife visited their doctor for a checkup. The doctor wanted to examine the old man first. After examining the...
Bob’s wife Sally called their insurance agent to file a claim and demand the amount the barn was insured for, $60,000. “Hold on just a second...
Little Johnny was having problems in English class, So his teacher decided to stop by Little Johnny’s house on her way home. She wanted to discuss...
A grandmother told her grandson how she ended up marrying Grandpa. I was in my 20s and the man I was dating left for war. “We...
Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, he explained, “That’s a bull and a cow, and he’s serving...
Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” “274,” came the...
The old gentleman handed his bank card to a bank teller and said. “I would like to withdraw for £50.” The teller told him. “For withdrawals...
The wife served breakfast to Husband. Along with that, she gave a tablet also and said: “Take this Paracetamol after breakfast.” Husband: ” Why? I don’t...
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you...
An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says, “I’m sorry Bill, but we...
A man prepares his donkey and dog for a long journey up a mountain. He places a pack straddle on the donkey’s back and fills everything...
A husband and wife got into a spat. So the wife called up her mom and said, “He argued with me again, I am coming to...
A husband decided to do yoga. As he was getting ready, the wife woke up and opened her eyes. So the husband asked her, “Honey, would...
