A woman goes into a toy shop to buy a vibrator. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, “I want that one!” He...
The alcoholic came to the yoga school. Hi, I am an alcoholic. I’ve read in the magazine that yoga helps alcoholics to change their lives. I...
A young lady is buying a box of tampons in the store. They are missing the UPC and won’t ring up. The cashier asks his co-worker...
Grandchildren asked their grandfather: Grandpa, did you have any childhood dreams? And have they come true? Yes, I had two childhood dreams but only one came...
Thai woman marries American man but she cannot speak English and he almost cannot speak Thai. Somehow they make arrangement she will join English speaking class...
The 8-year-old girl is asking her mother: Mom, what is love? Mother is not ready for this conversation but she decides to explain everything in details...
A young man came to an old man of wisdom. You are very old and clever. Help me, please. Tell me how I should overcome my...
A busty blonde woman walks into a New York bank and goes straight up to the counter. “Hello,” the man behind the counter says to the...
A man walks into a bar and sees a man sitting at a table with a tiny man playing a tiny piano. “Hey, where’d you get...
A mom and dad who were suspicious of their son skipping school walk into his room with a machine that beeps when it hears a lie....
Mrs. Jennings began each vocabulary lesson by asking the students to use a word in a sentence. “Okay, class,” she announced, “who can use the word...
A young pot head starts to smoke. His neighbors, an older christian couple, get sick of the smell seeping through the walls and call the cops....
A young man was watching the news when the reporter switched to the traffic. “A car is driving in the wrong direction along Interstate 45, be...
Three guys were walking through the desert. All of them were thirsty, tired, and hot. All of the sudden, one shouts that he sees a broken...
A man stops by his doctor’s office. He tells his doctor of his concern for his wife’s hearing. “She doesn’t answer me when I ask her...
On the first day of first grade, Mrs. Smith asked her students to name their favorite letter. One young girl in front raised her hand and...
It was a bright Sunday morning and Mr. Smith is reading his morning paper at the front porch when his only child came up to him....
A cab passenger taps the driver on his shoulder to ask a question. Spooked, the driver lost control of the car and nearly hits several business...
Ana sets up her friend Jenny for a blind date. Before she goes out of her house, Jenny calls Ana, “Listen girl, my date’s here so...
Sophia was trying to find the library. She asks a man standing by, “Hi. Excuse me. Do you know where the library’s at?” The man looked...