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A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the rubber pack display. Boy: “Dad, why do they do packs of one rubber...
A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rubber pack. She asks, “What size please?” “Good question,” he replies, ” I’m not...
A woman went into a department store and told the clerk that she wanted to return a toaster because it didn’t work. The cashier told her...
A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into hers, damaging the front bumper, and that she hadn’t made a...
Two accountants were in a bank when a gang of armed robbers burst in. While some of the robbers snatched bundles of cash from the tellers,...
A husband and wife who were in the insurance business liked to get away from the stress of their job by renting a motor home in...
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on his wife’s movements. The husband demanded more than just a written report he wanted a video...
A man walked into an insurance office and asked two senior executives for a job. “We’re not taking on new staff,” they said. “But you can’t...
Three old men Bert, Arnie and Harry were sitting on a park bench debating what the meanest animal in the world was. Bert said: “The meanest...
A couple were driving home late at night in the pouring rain when their car accidentally ran over a badger. They got out of the car...
A pilot and co-pilot were descending for an emergency landing at an airport which they had never been to before. Suddenly the pilot looked out of...
A women’s group from Miami Beach decided to go on a day trip to a working farm in the country. Since most of them had lived...
A Texan visitor to England asked an Englishman to show him the biggest building in town. “There it is,” said the Englishman. “It’s quite impressive, I...
A man from Ireland was on a bus tour of the United States. As the bus traveled for miles and miles through desert landscape and oil...
A country guy in a bar was becoming irritated by a flash city type with a vacuous blonde on his arm. Both had loud, braying voices...
A woman was out driving when she stalled at a red light. Hard though she tried, she was unable to restart the engine and soon a...
Two women sitting in the doctor’s waiting room began discussing babies. “I want a baby more than anything else in the world,” said one. “But I...
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells...
A new teacher was getting to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father did for a living. The first little girl...
A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing the...
