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Two elderly couples were having dinner. When one of the men says to the other man of the group, “Hey Stan, tell us about the college...
Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Can I be punished for something I haven’t done?” The teacher is shocked. “Of course not, Johnny! That would be very...
A 75 year old walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The barman asks: “hey, where did you get him?” The parrot answers:...
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and they both had a lot...
Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you? Kids: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what...
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up...
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and...
A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, “Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?” The...
There was this guy who just got a new job as a school bus driver for elementary school children. He thought it would be nice to...
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she’s driving a car. As she’s...
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. She was not aware her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet....
Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice young...
One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The...
A blonde was so upset about everyone always making fun of her being blonde that she decided to hang herself. A little while later, a couple...
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe...
Martin had just received his brand new driver license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to...
A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can’t find the rake. He yells...
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts. “Say, what’s your name, mister? ” she inquired, after she climbed up in...
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its h*le. He...
A deaf man enters a pharmacy to buy rubber pack and tries to explain what he wants with sign language. The pharmacist doesn’t understand anything so...
