Naughty Jokes
A husband and wife are getting cozy
A husband and wife are getting cozy in bed.
The passion is heating up.
But then the wife stops and says, “I don’t feel like it. I just want you to hold me.”
The husband asks why. She explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman.
The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store.
They walk around and she tries on three very expensive outfits.
He then tells his wife “We’ll take all three of them”.
They then get matching shoes, a set of diamond earrings and a diamond bracelet.
The wife is so excited she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care and goes to the pay desk.
Her husband says, ” No – no – no, honey we’re not going to buy all this stuff.”.
His wife’s face goes blank. “No honey – I just want you to hold this stuff for a while. ”
Her face gets really red and she is about to explode and then the husband says, “You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man!
Two blondes were walking down the street
Two friends were standing in a bank
A little girl was out with her Grandmother
A woman is at the funeral
A old man and old woman
