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Coming out as a retributive

Hello everyone. For almost the entirety of my life I have been a retributive.

What does this mean?

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Well essentially this means I eat dead things.

Yes, I do eat steak and other carcass.

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But i would almost always rather eat fresh Road kill.

When I was about 12 years old my friend Timmy and I would play ball in my driveway.

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One time I threw the ball a little too far ahead and Timmy ran after it.

Timmy ran into the road and was killed instantly by ongoing traffic.

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I ran over to him, knelled down, and fed on Timmy‘s body,I also then marinated his remains.

Timmy’s mother never got the closure on how Timmy disappeared.

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Unfortunately she ended up hanging herself.

I ended up consuming her as well.

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