A young wife said to her lazy husband

“I’m ashamed of the way we live,” a young wife said to her lazy husband who refused to find a job.

“My father pays our rent. My mother buys all of our food.

My sister buys our clothes.

My aunt bought us a car.

I’m just so ashamed.”

The husband rolled over on the couch.

“You should be ashamed,” he agreed.

“Those two worthless brothers of yours never give us a cent.”