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A guy walks into a bookstore


A guy walks into a bookstore, not looking for anything in particular.

On his way to the back of the store, he spots something of interest.

A book with a very interesting title, “Dating for the New Millennium. What Women Want.”

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So, he picks it up and opens it to a random page.

“Chapter 1: The First Date.”

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He glances the chapter over for a few minutes and then rushes out of the bookstore to call a girl he’s wanted to ask out for quite awhile. When he gets home, he picks up the phone and calls her.

She answers, “Hello?”

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He says, “Hi, Jessica. Listen, I was wondering if you would want to go see a movie with me tonight?”

She says, “Sure, I don’t see anything wrong with that.”

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He gets excited. He thought she’d say no way, but she didn’t.

So, he decided to take it one step further.

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He asks, “Great, well how about dinner before the movie?”

She replies, ‘Sure, that would be great too!’

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‘Fine, I’ll pick you up about nine you should be finished eating by then.’

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