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Spanish captain was walking on his ship


Spanish captain was walking on his ship.

A soldier rushes to him and says, “One enemy ship is approaching us!”

Captain replies calmly, “Go get my red shirt”

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The soldier gets the shirt for the captain.

The enemy ship comes in, heavy rounds of fire are exchanged.

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Finally, the Spaniards win.

Soldier asks, “Congrats sir, but why the red shirt?”

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Captain replies, “If I got injured, then my blood shouldn’t be seen, as I didn’t want my men to loose hope.”

Moral: For success, hope is very important just then, another soldier, “Sir, we just spotted another TWENTY enemy ships!”

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The captain calmly replies, “Go bring my yellow pants.”

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