A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot....
A young pastor moved to town and decided he would go around and introduce himself to the new congregation. He rang the first door bell and...
A man walks into a police station and asks to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before. “I’m sorry sir, but...
A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, “I’m just a walking economy.” His friend replies, “What do you...
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a “Living Will” “Just so you know, I never want to live in a...
Wife: I heard you have a new secretary today? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she smart? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she pretty? Husband: yes. Wife: How did...
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we re going to be three...
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house. They both decided it was time to get married. So Little Johnny went to Susie’s...
An old man notices that his wife is having trouble hearing. He tries telling her to go for a hearing test, but she won’t hear of...
Two elderly couples were having dinner. When one of the men says to the other man of the group, “Hey Stan, tell us about the college...