When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment,...
A man goes to the store to get a hot water bottle. The clerk tells him he has just sold his last one. But if he...
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long,...
After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over, was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a...
A blonde named Anna had a near death experience. The other day when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing...
A recently married couple are in bed, when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t...
A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent. The doctor says, “I’m not sure I understand what you mean.” She says,...
One old farmer had a large pond in the back,.. fixed up nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach...
A man sat in the confession booth in church and said Forgive me, my Father, for I have sinned. What have you done my son? The...
Two lesbian men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby is...