A nervous young lady sat on a dentist’s chair to get her tooth extracted,.. Seeing too many instruments she got frightened. “Doctor, I would much rather...
Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, “I’m so off!” “Oh yeah? What happened?” asked the...
Valentine’s Day was quickly approaching and Little Johnny was anxious to receive and give Valentine cards during his classroom party,.. Mainly because there were two girls...
A minister gave a talk to the community center on sex. When he got home, he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken on sex,...
George was planning on going out with “The Boys” when his wife told him that he wasn’t leaving the house. George’s Wife: “The last time you...
Three friends who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room,… waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived,...
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said: “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything,...
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole....
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his...