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There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest...
George has an operation on his neck, so he has to be force-fed through his bum. At mealtime, the nurse rolls in a big feeding machine,...
A young man strides into a pharmacy and asks for a packet of rubber pack. The pharmacist replies: “They come in packs of three, nine, or...
Miss Wilson is teaching her class of 1st graders basic human anatomy. The teacher aimed her pointer at the female anatomy chart. “Now class, does anyone...
A nervous young lady sat on a dentist’s chair to get her tooth extracted, Seeing too many instruments she got frightened. “Doctor, I would much rather...
A man coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, “I’m so off!” “Oh yeah? What happened?”...
A minister gave a talk to the community center on lovemaking. When he got home, he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken on lovemaking,...
George was planning on going out with “The Boys” when his wife told him that he wasn’t leaving the house. George’s Wife: “The last time you...
Three friends who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived,...
