A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that...
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe, “Do you know if any people of our...
A seven years old and a four years old kids are upstairs in their bedroom. “You know what?”, says the seven years old, “I think it’s...
Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber He awoke...
A mathematician found out that a pipe was leaking, so he called a plumber The plumber changed a gasket and asked for $100. “But how is...
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year-old woman has a baby. All of her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of...
A tail gunner was being court-martialed. “What did you hear in your headset?” demanded a superior officer. “Well,” replied the airman “I heard my squadron leader...
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read....
Would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter...
My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right,...