Connect with us
A brunette goes into a doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. “Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me.” She takes her...
A couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. She recognized him as an old flame. “Honey,” she said to...
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away suddenly...
Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, “I’ll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I...
A husband and wife are shopping when the wife says, “Darling, it’s my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? Do you think she...
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found...
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road...
A woman goes into a dentist’s office, and after her examination, the dentist says, I’m sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have...
An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband, “Just think, honey, we’ve been married for 50 years.?” “Yes,” he replies....
A doctor told her patient that his test results indicated that he had a rare disease and had only six months to live. “Isn’t there anything...