A couple was going out for the evening to celebrate their anniversary. The taxi arrived, and, just as they started out the door, their dog shot...
The Seven Stages of the Married Cold: A husband’s reactions to his wife’s colds during seven years of marriage. The seven stages are as follows: Stage...
A psychic goes into an opticians to get his contact lenses replaced. Upon learning his customers profession, the optician asks what next year has in hold...
A nun is in charge of painting the walls of a newly built classroom for Sunday School. Not wanting to get paint on her habit, she...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him...
Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got to the last...
An Arab and his wife are at mid point on a long trek across the desert when suddenly their camel sits down and refuses to get...
Noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing...
One of the bags was ripped, and every once in awhile, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a Policeman stopped her, and...
They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day. When the waiter brings their soup the man...