Two nuns are running away from a bear, who is gaining on them. “Do you think we’ll be able to outrun him, Sister?” one of the...
This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor....
A man and his wife received a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas: My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don’t...
A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient. “I’m diabetic and I’m afraid I’ve had too much sugar today.” the caller...
An elderly couple were in church. The wife leaned over and whispered to her husband, “I just let out a long silent fart… what should I...
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. ‘Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider...
Murphy and his wife went for a stroll in the park. They sit down on a bench to rest for awhile. Soon they overhear voices coming...
A beautiful young model boarded a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looked at the seats in economy, and then...
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these...
A little boy comes down for breakfast and his mother asks if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” says the little boy. His mother tells...