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A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are discussing all aspects of their future. “What will you do if I die before you...
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across...
Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl. Husband: Then what happened? Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on.. Husband (gets irritated): WHAT...
The married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor....
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace...
A Texan walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles… The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong. “Nothing,” said the...
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her assets are too small. Instead of characteristically telling...
A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married. His father was happy for him. He asked...
Harry and Sheila were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that Harry...