A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was...
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they’re too tired to continue, and...
A girl went to introduce the man she wanted to get married to her father. Father: “So you want to marry my daughter, what do you...
An airplane pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take-off. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 321,...
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?”...
A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather...
A guy was in a bar about as drunk as its possible to get. A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good...
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him, “God, we don’t need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way...
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek says, “We have the Parthenon.” The Italian says, “We...
A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even...