A man is sitting on his couch watching his TV when he hears the doorbell ring. He opens the door, and all he can see is...
Two Irish friends leave the pub. One says to other, ‘I can’t be bothered to walk all the way home’. ‘I know, me too but we’ve...
A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother said her Assets would increase in size each time a man says, “Pardon” to her. She walked...
There was three guys that were fishing out in the ocean. After a while of not catching anything,one guy yells,”I’ve got something!” so they all rush...
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the...
An American tourist asked a boat guy in Zanzibar, “Do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology or Criminology?” The boat guy said, “No. I don’t know...
Little billy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from...
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, ‘John, I’m 83...
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the...
Two man went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot...