A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother,...
Mike said to Charlie the bartender. “Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the my wife.” “Oh yeah?” said Charlie “And how...
Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “Tell the court why you...
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just...
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need...
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to...
A man walked into a night house and told the Madam he wanted a woman who had AIDs, HepB, and herpes. He showed her a wad...
A man walked out into the street and managed to get a taxi just going by, what luck, he thought, as he slid into the cab....
My boss phoned me today. He said, “Is everything okay at the office?” I said, “Yes, it’s all under control. It’s been a very busy day;...
A guy stops by a cafe for breakfast. After paying the tab, he checks his pockets and leaves his tip – three pennies. As he strides...