John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After...
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with make love. “Doc, I think my weapon is just too damn small,” he...
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a seed count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this...
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time, her father’s undressed. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she...
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They...
As US tourists in Israel, Morris and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying...
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college and asked if she could send him some. “Of course, I’ll send...
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and...
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He...
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark...