A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her...
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes. Well, one Saturday morning...
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. “So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?” The...
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,” The Doctor nods, “Hmm.” Patient, “My...
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to...
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When...
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western is on. The husband says to his wife, “I bet you breakfast...
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a...
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the...
A drunken old man walked into a bar. He yells at the bartender, “Bartender get me a tequila!” The bartender gets him a tequila. The old...