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Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls. The dentist says, “Madam,...
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, “Hey Bob! Whacha get...
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old...
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says “I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know… Young, Urban, Professional,...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, “We have three possible donors; tell me which one...
Adam was strolling through the Garden of Eden, and he asked God, “God can you put someone else on this planet with me? It’s kind of...
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable...
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy. “Congratulations,” says the nurse to the new parents....
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions...
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of...