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This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He’s checking to see...
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around...
A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor’s for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, “Well, everything seems to be in...
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the bar stool,...
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, “Doctor, take a look at me. When I...
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. “I...
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem, doctor. Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he...
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I...
A secretary walked into her boss’s office & said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” “Why do you always have to give me...
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are...