A couple were sitting in the lawyer’s office working on their will. The lawyer tells them that they should discuss end of life issues how they...
A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping center was packed, and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked...
The old man was quite sleepy and was trying to sleep when his wife said, “Remember how when we were just married you would hold my...
An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from...
An Elderly man walks into a bar in London, orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out...
Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I’d like to donate. Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That’s much easier? Wife:...
Three old friends got together and were discussing what movie they had watched when they conceived their children. One lady says she had just watched a...
“Hey, Mum,” asked Little Johnny, “Can you give me twenty pounds?” “Certainly not.” “If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what dad said to...
The Husband and wife had a blazing row! The hubby stopped talking to his wife. The wife said, “I will count to 10. If you don’t...
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “Sisters of Mercy, House of Prostitution, 10 miles” Thinking it is some sort of...